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WD — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 02:16:32 +0000

I see these commercials sometimes when I’m working out during the day.

Needed, ASAP!

WD — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:48:13 +0000

A flash of anger.

WD — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:00:33 +0000

Tonight there was a “Shabbat 1000″ dinner at Tulane. Apparently, this is something that is held around the country which attempts to bring together massive amounts of Jews to share a Shabbat meal. Because of the large number of people (not sure it was 1000 though,) it was held in the gym of the athletic center here. As you might imagine, the gym has terrible acoustics, so when the Rabbi (Orthodox Chabad) began speaking through a makeshift loudspeaker system, it was very difficult to hear and understand him.

Anyway, after the women lit the candles, the Rabbi was apparently forbidden to use electronic devices. I missed this transition because I was up wandering around. So I was quite surprised when I glanced to the dais to see the Orthodox Rabbi slamming the table in fury because he was being totally drowned out and was unable to get the attention of the rather talkative audience. It was just this brief moment, but he was pissed as hell and it made me laugh a bit. I must be evil. Anyway, he did regain some semblance of control (but really, what were they thinking?) and after a short inaudible service we were allowed to eat! Aah, redemption!

The ‘ole pie in the face, with a twist.

WD — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:16:44 +0000

This is just too good:

It’s getting hot in here.

WD — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:05:54 +0000

So we have two cats. One of my housemates brought home the first one right after hurricane Gustav. It is a cute little thing and very friendly. Fast forward about two months and one day I come home to find another cat darting about the house. This time my other housemate had kindly agreed to take someone else’s cat for the (somewhat dubious) reason that a new roommate was allergic. This second cat is not so friendly. For the first few days, she’d make a terrible growling noise and bite at anyone who tried to touch her. It’s been over a week now and she has thankfully settled in. Although she is a bit unpredictable, she is obviously much more comfortable in her new surroundings.

However, just as things seemed to be settling down, cat #1 reached kitty puberty. So here’s the situation: two female cats, antagonistic relationship, one spayed, the other in constant heat. Cat #1 has been mewing like an alley cat on a picket fence, clawing around on the carpet in my room and waving her posterior around in the hope that some suitor will come satisfy her primal itch.

Sadly for her the only attention she gets is from cat #2, and it’s not the right kind of attention. So for the past two days, as I’ve been hard at work on a paper, every now and then I’m startled from my ~~stupor~~ efforts by the sound of screeching. It appears that when cat #1 is really extra blatantly asking for it, cat #2 comes over and tries to get on top of her, which inevitably leads to paws flying and a brief tangle.

Alas, it’s all kind of sad, but better the drama be between the felines than the law students.