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They said it really loud, they said it on the air, on the radio…

So Friday on the Mike Malloy show, Mike was discussing the story about the Marines in Iraq killing innocent civilians. Doing a great job as usual, he had been contrasting the statements made by the Iraqi prime minister with the White House spin that he had been “misquoted.” For those of you who missed this [...]

Car, Keys, Wallet

Ever do something totally in earnest and then realize you’ve in fact done something quite funny? This is a note that I wrote to myself a few days ago. The Gun refers to a lighter in the shape of a shotgun that I wanted to buy for my kitchen stove. The Bank refers to a [...]

PSA

I’m working now as a waiter, so sometimes my shift doesn’t start until 4:00. So on days like these I indulge in my guilty TV pleasure: Court Shows. My two favorite are Judge Judy (classic – can’t be beat) and The People’s Court (a close 2nd.) Although these shows themselves could probably be the source [...]

Hot or Not

So I’m about to go to bed, but I decide to check my email one more time. This is what I get from a friend…

Matt’s Take on the DNC

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