Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da

Well I have been following things closely as much as I can via TV and internet. What I’m enjoying most, (indeed the vague news reports are difficult to read again and again,) is the comments posted by people responding to these stories. The topic, implicitly, always seems to be, “what’s next?” This one I liked the best:

People in Uzbekistan are very simple people and it is most likely that these Andijan protests won’t affect the entire country because we know how tough our government is. This Andijan problem will not spread. It will be contained and people in Uzbekistan will continue to live as they are.

– Ahmedov

I’m starting to think that this in indeed the case. Although what happened may indeed be the latest and greatest outburst, life does seem to be normal. People are buying things in the bazaars and students are preparing for their summer holidays.

On that note, I am currently in the process of working out my summer plans as well. I will be participating in a few camps, if all goes well, all aimed at intensively training the best and the brightest this country has to offer. I’ll let you know more as soon as I know myself.

So checking my inbox today I received a note from one of the PC admin people in Tashkent. It was not directed at me specifically, but since so many of us are keeping blogs, it does apply to me. Basically she doesn’t want us to blab to the media, which has apparently attempted to contact some PCVs for information:

Volunteers / Trainees must avoid becoming involved in the political affairs of their host country. Any public statement or action which potentially may involve a V/T with host country political issues or other controversial issues within the host country, or which are otherwise matters of official concern to Peace Corps, must be first discussed and reviewed with the Country Director. “Matters of official concern” are those that are related to Peace Corps or U.S. foreign policy, or matters that can reasonably be expected to affect the foreign relations of the United States. Failure to do so may result in disciplinary action, up to and including, administrative separation.

V/Ts should be aware, however, that public political expression overseas may raise issues of V/T safety and security if the issues could provoke hostility locally. V/Ts should also be aware that, particularly in the area of foreign affairs, some policies or actions of the United States or other countries may relate to political issues or other controversial issues within the host country. A V/T’s statements or actions concerning such issues that may, in the opinion of the Country Director, endanger the safety and security of the individual V/T or the post, or impair the effectiveness of the Peace Corps or the individual V/T, may be grounds for administrative separation or other disciplinary action.

So, since I don’t wish to be separated from my service this early into it, I am going to keep my analysis about the current situation to the previous post for now.

But, this does not mean I am going to be mute about things here in UZ. Those who know me personally know that I certainly don’t roll over in the face of a rulebook. Though in this case I do agree that some comments could endanger the program or other volunteers, I will certainly continue to keep people abreast on the pulse of life here.

Oh and did I mention that school ends in one week?!?!

Funny Uzbekistan Anecdote:

Since the educational system here is pretty patriarchal, at the beginning of each class, students stand up and shout some greeting in unison to the teacher. In English classes, the standard practice is for the students to go, “Good Morning Teacher!” at which point I’m supposed to reply, “Good Morning Pupils.” Sometimes I initiate, sometimes the students do. But, since I soon tired of this shouting, I decided to teach my students about a little known American custom.

The system I invented entails that I first whistle a difficult and discordant little number, after which the students must whistle it back to me. So, if you can picture it, I have about 20 young Uzbek students in front of me, standing at attention, and we whistle to each other. They think it’s funny, but they do it.

Now, in case you are starting to worry, I am teaching them English, not Unamunda or anything like that. But these little things do help…

8 thoughts on “Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da

  1. Chris

    I’ll admit that some of your more recent entries had me a little concerned about possible reactions by (1) the Uzbek government and (2) the Peace Corps. As you mentioned way back in the beginning, it does sound like internet communications there are monitored, and probably with less open-mindedness than you’d find at, oh, Jolt HQ 😉 You’re a smart guy, though. I’m sure you know what to say.

    And hey, why stop at the whistling? Teach them about the other little-known American custom of joining you in the Captain Planet theme song every morning. That could double as their environmental studies class.

    “By your powers combined…I am CAP’N PEACE CORPS!”

  2. GQ

    I imagine the scene and it brings a smile to my face. I can see the young children trying to arrange their lips to whistle. Some of them can’t quite get their lips pursed and they start to laugh at the attempt. Maybe I am thinking back of you learning how to whistle 🙂 XXXOOO

  3. grandpa

    Whistle while you work, whistle while you work. just start right in put on that grin and whistle while you work—-boy, i can just visulize that scene, i was smiling to myself while reading it.
    I am sure that under your tutledge the youngsters will learn well and and gain a good impression of an energetic young american teacher. I have been lax at getting off the next sn
    ail mail, but this weekend it will be on its way to you. Miss you, stay well–Bobo&Buvi (formerly B&B)

    BBB
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  4. kellen

    I can’t whistle at all, no matter how hard I try. I can do a very good tea kettle imitation though. 🙂

  5. Melk

    LOL, what a great thing to do. So beautifully unique, and wonderfully Matt!

    Thank you for sharing.

    Fondly,
    Melissa K

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