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Finished!

Well I just got back from my last night as a waiter at the Golf Club. Although it was a good gig for this past month or so, I don’t think I could have done it much longer. Although I won’t miss having to reset tables and bus other peoples’ dirty dishes, I will miss the perks such as brownie sundaes and plentiful leftovers. On a funny aside, tonight in one of the rooms (the masculine room which up until 5 years ago, women were not allowed in,) Will and Grace was on the TV with a few guys intently watching. Nate, I wonder what you think about this – W&G being watched by wealthy white people in a country club. Nonetheless, it was an amusing sight.

So for the next few weeks I will be preparing for my trip and visiting friends and family. It’s looking as if a New Years party might be shaping up to take place in New York (not the city.) So for those who are in the area, please write or comment if you are interested. I’d love to see those who read this before I leave. There are a few topics I’d like to touch on before I leave, one being Bush’s plan to privatize Social Security. This is something that I fear people my age will not pay attention to although it is we who will be affected by any changes made now. I’m also open to ideas, and, for the next month, will take suggestions! Want to guest post on WD? Write me! Anything is possible….

For now.

If it’s not fresh…

When is pretention justified?

Here is my paradox. Tonight I dined with my father and some of his friends at the Legal Sea Foods in the Prudential Center. For those who don’t live around Boston, the Prudential Center is an upscale mall at the base of one of Boston’s 2 skyscrapers. It houses stores like Lacoste, Sacks Fifth and a Krisy Kreme outlet. As far as malls go, it’s rather upscale. But eating at Legal within the mall was a great dissapointment. The restaurant was too small, our table was too out in the open, the service was lousy and the food merely average. As I looked around, I realized that this Legal in particular was a postcard version of itself. That is, Legal can go either way in terms of fanciness. The one in Park Plaza is beautiful. The one out on Route 9 in a strip mall is less so. But this Legal, in the fancy mall, was probably the worst I’ve been to in the entire chain. Then I got to thinking about why this was the case, and that lead me back to my musings on malled life. This legal sea foods was in a giant mall, that is connected to another mall and various hotels by above and underground walkways. Here, one could come to Boston and sample some of what Boston had to offer all without leaving the mall. I admit, I brought Johannes here (but I also dragged him to Bunker Hill and took him to the top of the Customs House.)

What solidified my thinking about the problem with this restaurant was the store which occupied the space accross the aisle in the mall. It was a luggage store. Hardly extraordinary. But, the interior of the store was designed to look like an airport terminal. The way the celeing was designed and the particular style of lighting used all screamed, “You’re at the Airport!” And what better a place to think about getting that perfect piece of luggage than in the airport itself. But this was not the airport, rather is was a storefront that could be constructed and destructed within a matter of days. It was the image of the original, but far from it.

So when one buys a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, does that mean that they will be yachting off of the coast of Nantucket, or riding through the Hamptons? Hardly. Every schmuck seems to have a Ralph Lauren polo shirt these days. Yet, despite the fact that there are identical alternatives available (come on folks, a polo shirt is a polo shirt,) it is curious that Ralph gets away with selling his for 5 – 10 times the price. Polo is a good example of people paying a price premium for the image, rather than the original. Having the Polo logo signifies something – what exactaly that is differes from person to person. Now walk into the Ralph Lauren section of your local Macys and you will see that instead of the white walls which host other brands, Polo’s walls are of wood, and there are plaids thrown in for good measure. Now, Polo has been up to this for a while, but now the idea of selling the lifestyle (i.e. schmuck at mall as jet setter) has pervaded into almost every facet of American life.

So how does this relate to Legal Sea Foods? Well, you go to Legal Sea Foods so that you can say you’ve been to Legal Sea Foods. It has cachet with those who have visited Boston. So, the restaurant need not be so much about the best food ever (i.e. a fine Etruscian silk polo shirt vs. a cotton one from Uzbekistan,) as the fact that it is indeed Legal Sea Foods. Therefore quality goes down, but the cachet remains, and an ordinary meal can be explained in conversation down the road as, “yes, I’ve been to Legal in Boston.” This statement, though rather banal, is a form of the Ralph Lauren polo shirt. It attempts to say, “yes, I have taste, and I know what’s the classy thing to do.” It attempts to ask, “have you been as well?” Much as the small but conspicuous polo pony asks where yours is. Thus the pretention value is disproportionately higher than the actual value of the experience. Now, I own a few Ralph Lauren polo shirts, and I fully realize the irony of the fact that they are status item available at the local mall. I could say the same about legal, but though I may buy another Polo shirt, I don’t forsee me chosing to go to Legal again.

So what’s the difference between the two? Well, frankly, maybe it’s just that I’m a Bostonian and therefore Legal is less important to me (I mean, we’ve all been there at least once.) But maybe its something else. Though I’m willing to accept the irony of buying the $80 shirt with horse versus the $14.99 shirt with no horse (both made in the same country a la day) I fail to be amused by the faux ambiance of the Mall Legal Sea Foods. Whereas the Polo shirt indulges my small pretention and does a darn good job keeping me warm, the Legal Sea Foods in the Mall caters to no whim and does not satisfy as a product.

Thus I think we have to ask ourselves:

1. What are the things for which we will give into for pretention’s sake?

followed by

2. Do such indulgences contradict our desire to extract the most comfortable or enjoyable experience from such things?”

If we answer nothing to the first question, we are liars. If we answer yes to the second question, then perhaps the pretention is not justified. If we answer no to the second question, and can answer no to the third question:

3. Does this indulgance harm others?

then, perhaps the indulgance is harmless and not worthy of criticism. So for me the shirt is a legitamate indulgance, just as would be an expensive dinner at one of the best restaurants in town – and best not just in the fact that the name is used to justify outrageous prices for mediocre fare – rather best as in great service and an equally impressive product. Wearing a Polo shirt to such a place? Now that may be venturing towards selfish hedonism, but I’ll leave such decisions to the Republicans.

8^)

Peace Corps

This is an official notice for all my blog reader(s) that I have been accepted to the Peace Corps and will be departing mid-January. My assignment is as a high school English teacher in Uzbekistan. The reason I’ve been fiddling with the mechanics of the blog is so that I can forget about it when I’m away there and hopefully concentrate on getting some quality content up as much as possible. Uzbekistan is the most populous country in Central Asia. Below are three successively detailed maps, which should help you figure out just where Uzbekistan is:

Asia Overview

Central Asia

Uzbekistan

Mix Away

What’s worse than waiting on former frat boys?

Stumped?

Waiting on future frat boys.

Today wrapped up, thankfully, the christmas party weekend at ___ Country Club. The first night was all the adult members. This party rocked. We’re talking: huge ice sculpture raw bar, sushi bar, peking duck, prime rib, and a chocolate fountain. The chocolate fountain was awesome…. the lady brought it back to the kitchen and hooked it up after they were done outside, and the whole staff gathered round it, dipping strawberries and pineapple into the warm chocolatey goodness.

But, all good things must come to an end, and these past two days kinda summed that up. Here we had the children’s christmas party. We need to have it twice because there are so many damn kids (lots of Roman Catholic members…) So we set up a kid buffet, with like fries and mini hot dogs. And we prepare 20 pitchers of shirley temples and another 20 of chocolate milk, and set up unlimited self serve soda stations. Add this to the extensive cookie and cupcake bar, and you can imagine that we have many many kids on a wild sugar high. Then santa arrives via helicopter in front of the clubhouse! After santa arrives, the kids wait in line to visit with him, which takes about 2 hours from start to finish.

So, as you can imagine, though they were mostly well behaved, I’ve been around way too many kids for these past two days. Tonight I intend to relax with a new creation I’ve come across:

Blended: A few scoops of chocolate chip ice cream… some milk… a handfull of peanut M&M’s… Kahlua.

Reading that, it’s kinda a kiddie drink except for the Kahlua… so what can I say? Though we may not all run around screeching with baloon swords and reindeer hats anymore, we all still have a little cupcake on our faces.

Merry Holidaze

An article in the globe (link,) and the persistent chattering of O’Reilly, has got me to take a closer look into the supposed assault on Christmas. But before I present outside material, let me give you my opinion. I am not a Christian, and therefore have no great fondness for Christmas. However, I realize that it is one of the most important holidays for Christians. From what I gather, the idea of Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, and thus the beginning of the faith. Therefore, the holiday is celebrated to mark a serious moment in Christianity. Additionally, because this is a joyous holiday, one celebrating birth and beginnings, to express that joy, people exchange gifts with each other. Therefore the holiday is effective in being both a tangible event and a teaching tool.

But then at some point, and I’m hard pressed to say when, the former notion of the holiday (as a tangible event) took precedence over its spiritual value. Instead of commemorating the birth of Christ and exchanging gifts to celebrate that moment, the holiday became one where the gift giving was the sole purpose. Instead of being a joyous and honest celebration, it morphed into an event whereby people became obligated to buy things for others. Thus the obligatory notion of participating in this gift exchange diluted the real meaning of the holiday.

Given that as my ideological background, I find it quite curious that a group, “Committee to Save Merry Christmas” (link) finds fault with businesses lack of willingness to use the word Christmas in its advertisements. Indeed right on the group’s front page, it states:

The festive atmosphere of the past that surrounded the Christmas season in department stores which energized shoppers, supported their culture and tradition, and excited them to select just the right gift for friends and family for the Christmas celebration has been severely diminished. For many, the atmosphere has become offensive and devoid of any meaning.

Although the organization’s goal is to “preserve the culture and tradition of the vast majority of Americans that celebrate and honor Christmas,” the only way it sees fit to do so it to demand that corporations further commercialize Christmas. Specifically, this group is calling for a boycott of the Federated Department Stores (Macy’s, Bloomingdales.) What they are upset with is the fact that these corporations are saying “Happy Holidays” in their advertisements while most of their profits are indeed coming from Christmas (rather than Hanukkah) shoppers.

This raises two interesting points. First, let’s take a sympathetic look at the Committee. If you will recall an earlier post (Dangerous Media) I commented on the hypocrisy surrounding gay-themed TV programming within the corporate media. The problem was that NBC and CBS would not show an ad calling for the inclusion of gays in faith based communities, calling it too controversial, while airing shows like Queer Eye and Boy Meets Boy on their subsidiary channels. It was the hypocrisy of pandering to everyone and reaping maximum profits; a perfect example of having ones cake and eating it too. Now, if I attempt to place myself in the shoes of these people, I have to figure that Christmas is something truly meaningful to me, which I don’t want to see co-opted or diluted. In this case, then perhaps I can see the anger of not being addressed truthfully. That is, Federated and all other “Happy Holidays” stores assume that Christmas shoppers will continue to patronize them even though they no longer explicitly advertise to Christmas shoppers.

If to me the far right was guilty of obstructionism in refusing to air the gay-friendly commercial, then perhaps the far left is guilty of denying observant Christians of their right to be addressed as what they are. This of course leads to what I believe is the underlying root of this crusade, which is the anti-Political Correctness mission. I’m willing to admit that this country is majority Christian, and that during this month, most people will have trees, not menorahs. Therefore, I see no harm in wishing people Merry Christmas. It is not offensive to me because I am not Christian. Perhaps this mirrors my unease with the notion of Heterosexism, as taught by the Corbers of this world. Heterosexism is a trait people are guilty of when inquiring of, say, a male co-worker, as to whether he has a girlfriend or is married. Because the question did not specifically leave room for the possibility that this person might be gay, or some other flavor of sexuality other than straight, the asker is biased. This is simply too much for me to swallow. The truth is, a question like that is simply the stuff of conversations. If we are to sensor such basic chit chat, then talking to our acquaintances and co-workers becomes way to dangerous, and we become more isolated as individuals.

By asking a single man whether he has a girlfriend or wishing a co-worker Merry Christmas, no disrespect is being done to gays, and no slights are being offered to Jews. Instead, when a network refuses to air a decent advertisement with a clearly financed message, or if a store initiates a “no-Hanukkah shopping allowed” policy, then there is a problem. It is a misunderstanding, probably among hyper sensitive, focus group type ad execs that misconstrues this vital difference.

Well we’ve covered more than two interesting points, or so I hope, but I did want to come back to my original second point and take a less sympathetic look at the Committee. Given what I’ve already said, it is interesting to see how this battle is being fought. That is, to honor what is a sacred holiday, the Committee is begging corporations to use this holy day as fodder for advertisements. Instead of calling for a greater revival of, say, church attendance, or community events, such a caroling or pot luck suppers, it has decided that good Christians should have the right to be advertised upon so that they can be proper consumers. Needless to say, this is a troubling concept.

Remember the Committee’s stated goal to, “preserve the culture and tradition of the vast majority of Americans that celebrate and honor Christmas,”? Well if the culture and tradition can be summed up in TV ads from Macys, then perhaps it is the culture and tradition of this vast majority of Americans who celebrate and honor Christmas that should be examined. Simply, exploitative advertising seems the furthest thing from honest cultural affirmations. Perhaps if individuals who compromise the Committee believe that the far left has gone too far in removing explicit religious references from the public square (as perhaps it has,) it should fight for what it truly sees as lost, not others’ bottom line.